[justify]1. thou who wishes to double post will pray at thy will of he who must not be named.

2. each message thou posts whilst he or she roleplays must be at least two paragraphs, or thou's ears shall be jinxed onto thy buttocks.

3. thy display name must contain thy first and last name of your character.

4. if thou is a student, thou is not scholarly enough to be an animagus. anyone who attempts to perform such a thing will be blessed by many toads at bedtime. for any other special traits, thou must buy with galleons from thy galleon shoppe.

5. thou shalt roleplay in a third person, past tense situation or thou will find the finger of a house elf in thy soup.

6. if thou wishes to play god or perfect, thou shalt be beaten with the hairy side of hermione granger's hairbrush.

7. thy signature's width shalt be no more than 375 pixels or thou shall be brutally slobbered by hagrid's hound. if thy height is too large, thy shall receive an owl in thou's mail with a request to changeth thy height.

8. thou mustn't use chat speak when thou posts; thou shalt appear scholarly, or thy crotch region shall be brutally beaten with a beater's bat. (for example: any1)

any gent or lady who chooses not to follow these laws of the land shall thus be presented with a fare-the-well of their beloved big toe.

adieu.

hear ye, hear ye: we also ask that you place a hyperlink to your character profile in your signature. :]
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